Happy Thursday, everyone! Except it was anything but. After fighting with my pillows like it was the end of WWII, I finally got a few hours of sleep, enough for me to get my ass into work to feel like I was in a time warp. The voice on the T, practically there to announce every stop along my day. 3 hated things of the day: Banks, Vandals and Wind.
Banks-- I have yet to find one with a reasonable fee schedule and useful hours. The system is against us because for all intents and purposes, we will need to put our money in a bank somehow in order to use it... yet the banks operate with the sole motive of making money off of our money, or us individually. It's the plight of the working man to have to be raped by business continually through life.
Vandals-- Some asshole keyed my car today (in the T parking lot, nonetheless). Rest assured, my peaceful ways and beliefs would have quickly been forgotten had I caught them in the act. If I find you, I'm gonna fucking beat you into the stone age for hurting my car!
Wind-- It's cold, makes things blow out of your hand, and makes a noise in your ears that you can't really conrol. I know, I know... it's nature blah blah blah-- no fucking wind today, please!!
That's enough, I'm gonna go buy some gas with my Bank card, so that I can drive my car that got Keyed to work tomorrow, hopefully without too much Wind blowing me around the highway.
PUNS OF THE DAY:
-Nothing worse than when a tire store has a BLOWOUT sale (saw that ad a few weeks back).
-Romance has MAN in it, yet is considered a woman's domain.
-Why was the pirate captain drafted to play for the Celtics? He had an incredible hook shot!!
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